We went to the Los Angeles County Fair on Friday, September 18, 2009. I had never been to the Fair and wanted to check it out at least once while we still lived relatively close to it. The only fair I had been to before was the Puyallup Fair in Puyallup, Washington. I remember the pig races, the farm animals, and the showcasing of cattle to be judged. I remember parking on someone’s lawn where they had rented out spaces. It was interesting. In Alaska there used to be a fair in Haines when I lived in Juneau. They probably still have it. I never got to go because it went on during the school year, I believe. My wife went to the L.A. County fair several years ago. She enjoyed all the indoor and covered booths where vendors sold everything from cloths to hot tubs to nameplates and tattoos. It reminded her of Santee Alley in the fashion district of Downtown L.A. When we went to the fair we noticed a couple of places that looked similar to Santee Alley: the outdoor but covered Grandstand Pavilion in the middle of the fairgrounds and the indoor booths in the many buildings of the Shopping Place at the east end. My wife also remembered a place near the Fairview Farms section that sold the world’s best ice cream. One not so good memory she had was that it took forever to drive out of the parking lot.

We decided to go on September 18 because that was Azusa day at the fair. Just about every day honored one or two nearby communities. The parade would feature community members and there would be a presentation of community hero awards. September 18 was also Chino day. While looking up information about the community days on the L.A. County Fair website I came across a printable coupon for “buy one get one free” admission for “Azusa city employees, friends, and family”. We weren’t sure if that applied to Azusa residents but we printed the coupon just in case. My wife also had a coupon for $2 off each admission ticket from Inland Empire magazine. We looked up a schedule of events on the website. Some were scheduled and others went on all day. We picked out the ones that interested us most, worked out where they were, and made our own tentative schedule.

We also looked at the various eating choices and there were many. The website had an impressive picture of the giant grill of Juicy’s Barbecue. But there were many barbecue options including Big Bubba’s Bad to the Bone Barbecue. My wife had heard about a place at the fair that sold the “Colossal Gelato”, an entire pint of ice cream in a 16-inch waffle cone. The website said these were sold at Italian Ice Cream on North Magnolia Street. The walkways at the fair are labeled as streets even though they’re just walkways. My wife also heard about muffin-sized cupcakes. When I looked up cupcakes on the website, it said that a place called CB Cupcakes sold muffin-sized cupcakes in sets of 3 with 3 milks. Places also sold jumbo cupcakes, fried cupcakes, and cupcakes on a stick. A third food item we heard about was fried hamburgers. I found that this place called Ranch BBQ sold fried bacon cheeseburgers. The website said it was at Midway Plaza but we couldn’t find that on the map.

On Friday after making and having breakfast we went to the Blockbuster Video at Azusa Avenue and Puente Street to get tickets to the Wolfmother concert at the Wiltern on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 (see future review). We got them just after they went on sale at 10 am and got great seats in the Mezzanine section. After returning home and getting ready, we drove to Metrolink train station and caught the 11:55 am train going east. We had to buy round trip tickets between the Covina and Pomona stations even though the train was going to stop at a temporary station, Fairplex, between Covina and Pomona. The train came one minute early and wasn’t very crowded. Several other people looked like they were also going to the fair. It was our first time taking the train to go east of Covina. We passed Charter Oak High School and some industrial, commercial, and residential areas. There was an interesting looking white church with a domed roof. Most of the good scenery was north of the train tracks.

It was a short train ride, only about 7 minutes. Fairplex station was just a concrete landing south of the tracks. A Metrolink employee opened the long chain-linked gate at the southwest end of the station. This led to the large Fairplex parking lot. They had a large waiting area set up with many benches, a shade, a Sparklett’s water cooler, and even a couple of portable outhouses. However, we didn’t need to wait because the shuttle was already there to drive us to the fair. We could see the Ferris wheel and the fair in the distance to the Southeast. To the west was a grandstand for what looked like an auto raceway. They drove us along a designated lane in the parking lot. Closer to the fair we could see that the parking lot was already full of cars. There were pedi-cabs ferrying people from their cars to the entrance. We reached the entrance, the Yellow Gate at the northwest end of the fair. The fair actually had three entrances: the Yellow Gate to the southwest, the Blue Gate to the north, and the Red Gate to the southeast. They told us to return to the Yellow Gate to catch the shuttle 25 minutes before the Metrolink train arrived. The last one going west arrived at Fairplex station at 7:47 pm. That meant we had to be at the Yellow Gate at 7:22 pm.

The Yellow Gate was actually a couple of large tents opened at both ends. As soon as we got off the shuttle someone handed us “prize cards” that we were supposed to scan at these machines nearby. We couldn’t even get the machines to work by touching the screens even though it said to do that. We just left the cards in the machine’s disposal bin. There were several queues to buy tickets and some machines to just buy tickets automatically. We found a short queue to a window. I showed the seller my printed Azusa community coupon and he gave us the 2 for 1 discount without asking for any ID or any other confirmation that we lived in Azusa. We went through a turnstile where they took our tickets and we were at the fair. It was 12:30 pm, a half hour after the fair opened for the day. It was warm that day and had already felt warm when we went to Blockbuster at 10 am that morning. Now it was very warm, in the mid to high 90’s, I believe. Right after we entered a photographer snapped our photo and gave us a ticket to claim it later.

Our first activity was to have lunch. We went to Route 66 BBQ that wasn’t too far from the Yellow Gate. After I ordered we sat at a table in a covered area nearby and they called our number. At the counter they gave me to boxes with regular-sized hot dog buns and told me to go to the grill to get the foot-long hot dog and Cajun sausage we ordered. As I waited at just outside the grill, smoke from it blew in my direction. My cloths would smell like barbecue smoke for the rest of the day. The cook served the hot dog and sausage and I accepted the option of grilled onions and peppers on our orders. The foot-long hot dog looked more like 14-16 inches. As I walked by someone said, “Look at the size of that hot dog. It’s too big for the box.” It was good, though, and just tough enough on the outside to pack in the juiciness. It had a lot of flavor, too, as did the Cajon sausage that had a lot of spice. The grilled onions and peppers were also good. As we ate we watched people ride the mechanical bull next door.

There were many booths, vendors, and places selling food. They seemed to be everywhere, not just concentrated in one area. It was hard to distinguish the “streets” on the map making it easy to get lost. It was hot, too, and sometimes we had to stop and rest. We passed some mini monster trucks and some bungee rides. Nearby we could see the Carnival area with its roller coaster, large Ferris wheel, and other rides. There were actually three Ferris wheels at the fair: at the Carnival (the largest), at the Clocktower Plaza, and at the Park Square where they had a kids’ carnival. As we walked along Magnolia Street we didn’t see Italian Ice Cream with its Colossal Gelato. We were trying to get to the Home and Garden area but we somehow arrived at the covered Grandstand Pavilion. Not a bad thing because it had shade and we could rest a bit. We then walked south through the Palms Marketplace to the large pavilion in the Home and Garden section. Within it they had the Gateway to Africa exhibit with displays of African plants and life-size model animals made of flowers similar to Rose Parade floats. They had model elephants and very tall giraffes. Interesting plants included rainbow-colored roses. Some arrangements included tiles of lemons and pomegranates.

We exited the south end of the pavilion into the Home and Garden grounds. They consisted of hilly paths among green trees and plants. Just outside the pavilion was a small covered stand selling Hawaiian smoothies. They all had dairy so I couldn’t try them but my wife though she might like to try one later. It was hot so we climbed the paths slowly to the section called the Congo Basin Fly Zone. It was a landing with cages containing some large birds. We wanted to see the Congo Basin Parrot Show that started at 1:30 pm. Nearby was a place where they had this large outdoor chess set. We later saw a young couple actually playing chess with it. We waited until 1:30 and there was nothing going on. We thought we might be in the wrong spot. We walked around some more but then saw a gamekeeper at the Fly Zone start to gather people around, mostly kids. He brought out a small grey parrot and had it perch on a leather glove he wore. I don’t remember when the kind of parrot he said it was. He explained that it was a young parrot and that this species learned to talk by mimicking what it heard. This reminded me of when lived on Commonwealth Avenue many years ago near Koreatown and a neighbor’s parrot would imitate car alarms. The gamekeeper was trying to teach the gray parrot to say, “What’s cookin’, good lookin’?” We repeated it a few times and the parrot made a similar noise, though not quite decipherable.

Next, the gamekeeper picked up the Lanner falcon that we saw perched on a stump earlier. He talked about it and then did the same with the Augur buzzard or hawk also perched on a stump. He explained how the females were much bigger than the males because they had to protect the nest while the males hunted for food. The last bird he picked up was a tall light brown owl called the Eurasian Eagle Owl. It had also been perched on a stump in the same cage as the falcon and hawk. He explained that the owl’s favorite food is the skunk because the owl has no sense of smell. He let the kids touch it by stroking down its back with two fingers. The last bird he explained but did not pick up was the large Alyssinian Ground Hornbill from either Africa or South America (I don’t remember). It mostly walks around scavenging but can fly if it needs to make a fast getaway.

The parrot show ended and we walked around the garden paths a bit. They had some pens with real African animals: ostriches, camels, zebras, and miniature zebus. We returned to that stand near the Gateway to Africa pavilion that sold Hawaiian smoothies. The business was called Maui Wowee and my wife got the Lemon Wave smoothie that she enjoyed very much. It was one of the things that impressed her most at the fair. We walked back up the paths away from the Congo Basin and towards the Caring for the Land section. The paths were steep and became dirt and sawdust rather than concrete. On the side of a steep hill they had a genuine fire lookout station. I went up the stairs to check it out. It had a deck around a small shelter. There was this circular viewing device used to determine the coordinates of a fire after it was spotted. There was also a small bed for sleeping in the tower. From the tower I could see the Yellow Gate and the foothills north of Pomona far beyond. See the tower reminded me of a short story in the book T.C. Boyle Stories about a woman who lives and works at a remote fire lookout station. We then walked by some other Forest Service displays. I did a Smokey Bear bean bag toss and throw one of the bags through the hole. As prizes they gave us a keychain and a whistle. We were looking for the Smokey (spelled “Smoley” in the schedule online) Bear 65th birthday display and practice dialing 911 display but we could find them. We soon left the Caring for the Land and Home and Garden sections and walked back through the Gateway to Africa pavilion.

We walked back out past the Palms Marketplace and the Grandstand Pavilion toward the Grandstand building itself. We passed a place where people were queued up to get tickets to one of the fair concerts. Bands and artists from Good Charlotte to the Beach Boys were playing that year. We were headed toward the place where they were showing quilting, knitting, and arts and crafts in the Grandstand building. We made it to Broadway, the major walkway over which a chairlift rode so people could see the fair from above. The large Carnival Ferris wheel was at the northwest end of Broadway. Along the south side of the Grandstand building I spotted a booth selling apple fries. This sounded intriguing so I got some and we went into an air conditioned seating area and tried them. They were good with slightly tart apple flavor. They weren’t crunchy but still good. The booth that sold apple fries, along with some others we saw, also sold chocolate-covered bacon. A few places also sold “meat-lover’s ice cream” that I later learned was chocolate ice cream with bacon bits.

We then entered the Grandstand building into the Tapestry section. There they had quilts, needlepoint, knits, stained glass, dolls, and many other crafts. We saw one small stained glass of a rose made by someone from Covina that had won second place. Many crafts had blue ribbons for first place, red for second, white for third, and pink for fourth. A needlepoint from Azusa won first place.

We went to the neighboring Culinary Styles Gourmet Kitchen section of the Grandstand building that was just past the escalators that went up to the actually stands where people watched the horseracing. The Culinary Styles section had creative place settings that people entered to be judged in different categories. Only the winners were displayed. There were various baked goods, also judged, in glass display cases including cookies, cakes, and breads. One looked like a giant muffin. There was a section with benches to watch a show kitchen. We were going to see Cooking with George. George is the culinary coordinator at Fairplex. He’s a former Disney pastry chef who now travels all over teaching cooking classes including on cruise ships. He has written several cookbooks including one on cheesecake and another on sauces. All his books were there on display and for sale. George is a big jolly guy with a voice similar to Father Bill’s. He’s very funny, too.

For the first segment, George demonstrated how to make two kinds of cheesecake: coffee liqueur-flavored and pecan-flavored. He offered lots of tips as he cooked such as that cheesecake tasted best on the third day after it’s made, how ice cream-like scoops are less expensive at restaurant supply stores, and how these scoops have numbers on them ranging from 8-60 that, I think, he said are the number of scoops in a pint of ice cream. He demonstrated the usefulness of a cheesecake pan with a removable bottom, and talked about how to prevent cracks in cheesecake, or just cover them up with whipped cream and the guests won’t know the difference. A couple of assistants helped him, bringing him ingredients and cooking utensils. He was funny saying, “Whoops,” when he spilled something and then saying, “Since I’m not a doctor, I can say ‘Whoops’.” One of the most impressive things he showed was how to crack and extract the contents of an egg using one hand only. You hold the egg with your middle and index finger, crack it between these fingers and pull back one side of the egg with your thumb using your index finger as a hinge. He showed a kid from the audience how to do it and the kid did a good job. George could crack eggs and extract the contents very quickly with one hand.

When George made the cheesecake, he put it in individual tiny containers so it could be served as samples to the audience. While it was cooking, he took a break and talked to individual members of the audience. I walked around looking at the place setting displays, desserts, and other award winning things in the large room. There was a table setting based on the TV show M.A.S.H. with metal trays, character’s names (e.g. Hawkeye, Trapper), and a stethoscope. Another setting had an “Under the Sea” setting and another used a “classic Hollywood” theme with pictures of classic movie stars such as Humphrey Bogart and Veronica Lake in the placemats. I looked at more of the desserts and baked goods. A third-place bar cookie was from San Dimas. There was a cake that looked like a pirate’s treasure chest. A chocolate dessert was shaped like a lady’s shoe and near it was an impressive gingerbread castle. There was another section showcasing homemade jewelry and another case with homemade jams, jellies, vinegars, and preserves. Prizewinning preserves came from Bob Blackard of Covina and Francine Rippy of Hacienda Heights. When I returned to the benches they were serving samples of the cheesecake that George had made. My wife enjoyed the bite of pecan cheesecake.

For his next segment George made the flambé dessert Bananas Foster and English Trifle. He talked a bit about the origins of Bananas Foster that’s from Nawlins. Usually, the banana is split down the middle lengthwise, but George cut it up into widthwise into small slices so he could pass out samples. He had a bit of difficulty getting the bananas to flame because there were so many in the skillet. He had to divide them into two skillets. English Trifle is made by stacking slices of cake, berries, custard, liqueur, and whipped cream in layers. George had his assistants serve samples of both desserts and my wife enjoyed the Bananas Foster.

After the demonstration we walked around the large Tapestry section with the arts and crafts. There was a quilt with cute little shirt patterns in its panels that my wife liked. We also saw an Elvis Presley woodcut portrait and an Elvis quilt in a separate display. My wife was surprised that the Elvis quilt didn’t have a blue, red, yellow, or pink ribbon of a prizewinner. One last interesting craft was saw was a jacket made entirely out of Capri Sun wrappers.

We went back outside to Broadway to watch the parade that would feature the communities of Azusa and Chino. Across Broadway we saw the large booth for Chicken Charlie’s that sold all kinds of fried foods: fried avocados, artichokes, twinkies, broasted chicken, even fried frog legs. Later I overheard someone say that frog legs tasted like fish and had the consistency of chicken. We also refilled our water bottles at the Sparklett’s booth nearby. The parade soon began. We watched from the south side of Broadway at the beginning. It consisted of high school marching bands, classic cars, and a pirate ship from which the pirates threw beads to the spectators. The pirate on the high back deck of the ship dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow did look a bit like Johnny Depp.

There was a classic red fire engine with a banner for the Azusa community heroes, Luis Miranda and Alyssa Zamora. We saw them later and I don’t think they were actually in the truck with the others throwing more beads. There was a barn-shaped float with someone in a chicken costume and others throwing more beads. There more classic cars including a red VW bus/pickup. The parade seemed to end but after we had crossed back to the north side of Broadway and started walking east to the next event, the parade continued. There were more classic cars, some with tricked-up suspension that allowed them to bounce up and down on each wheel. The mayor of Azusa, Joseph Rocha, rode by in an open classic car. A large camouflaged tow truck from Jan’s Towing in Azusa drove by. There were more high school marching bands, all wearing impressive uniforms, some with capes. Mounted police from Chino and other vehicles with Chino dignitaries drove by. Smokey the Bear and Woodsy Owl rode by in the back of a truck waving to the crowd. There was another, this time more modern, fire truck. A band rode by on a flat trailer performing the song “Car Wash” with the singer walking along beside the trailer. A golf cart drove by with a Miss Azusa runner-up and other members of the Miss Azusa court, though I didn’t see Miss Azusa with them. I remember her from the Azusa L.A. Dodgers Family Night the month before (see earlier blog). The parade continued with the very impressive team of Budweiser Clydesdale horses pulling a large coach full of beer crates. They were very large and well-groomed horses with white fur around their hooves. They were a team of many horses that stopped right in front of us and one horse looked over at us.

The parade went down Broadway and returned up another walkway to the south so we saw some of it twice. We made our way through the crowd on the north side of Broadway as we walked east toward the Shopping Place section of the fairgrounds. We were headed toward the Pepper Stage where the Azusa and Chino community hero presentations would take place. We passed the Kiddy Carnival at Park Square, crossed Palm Street where I noticed another chairlift flying overhead, and we somehow ended up in the long Building 4 of the Shopping Place section. We walked by more vendors selling just about everything and some giving demonstrations. When we exited out the east end of Building 4 we found ourselves at the southeast Red Gate entrance to the fair. Just outside this gate is the Sheraton Fairplex Hotel. We walked north to the Pepper stage that’s between Buildings 5 and 8. It was just past 5:30 but the presentation hadn’t started yet.

The community hero presentation began with Dan Harder, the director of Education for the L.A. County Fair welcoming Azusa (cheers from right side of the audience) and Chino (cheers from the left side). He described how this was the 87th annual L.A. County Fair and mentioned some of the features of this fair such as the Jurassic Planet animatronic dinosaur exhibit next door and the food vendors selling chocolate-covered bacon. He then introduced the mayor of Azusa, Joseph Rocha, to present the Azusa community hero awards. This was the third time I had seen the mayor. The first time was at the book signing for the book Azusa by Jeffry Lawrence Cornejo Jr. back in September 2007 when I actually met the mayor. The second was at the Azusa L.A. Dodgers Family Night in August 2009. Now I’ve seen Mayor Rocha as many times as I’ve seen Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa of Los Angeles. I saw him at the Pobradores Walk from San Gabriel to Olvera Street in September 2005, the USC 125-years celebration in October 2005, and at the Get Out the Vote Rally with Hilary Clinton in February 2008. I wonder which mayor I’ll see next.

At the community hero presentation, Mayor Rocha had Azusa Councilman Robert Gonzales assist him. Mayor Rocha described how he and his wife had come to the opening Saturday of the L.A. County fair for 43 years through last year (2008). He was a teacher, now retired, and the fair would start the school year for him. This year, opening day was on a Friday for the first time and his wife wasn’t feeling well so they missed opening day. But he said he’d begin another 43 years. Wow, that means as that of September 2008 he had been to half of all the L.A. County Fairs held up to that point. He acknowledged the Miss Azusa runner-up and Miss Azusa court in the audience and went on to describe the first Azusa Community Hero, Luis Miranda, a longtime Azusa resident and now grandfather who helped out at the Azusa senior citizens’ home. Mayor Rocha said, “I want to be like Louie when I grow up.” He and Councilman Gonzales gave Mr. Miranda a plaque, certificate, and some flowers that they said were grown in Azusa. Mr. Harder also gave Mr. Miranda a plaque from the L.A. County Fair.

Mayor Rocha then called the next Azusa community hero, Alyssa Zamora. Miss Zamora was a sophomore at Gladstone High School and the Associated Student Body (ASB) vice president there. Before high school she went to Slausen Middle School in Azusa just like Mayor Rocha and Councilman Gonzales long before her. While there, she noticed that part of the street near the school had no sidewalk. People, including children and mothers with strollers, had to walk on the street to get by and there’s a lot of car traffic on that street because it isn’t far from the 210. Miss Zamora persistently lobbied to the city council and whoever else needed lobbying to get a sidewalk built. This year, it was built as a permanent monument to her efforts. Many people are now safer thanks to her. Like Mr. Miranda, they gave her a plague, certificate, and Azusan flowers. Mr. Harder gave her a Fair plaque and Miss Zamora thanked everyone for coming to support her. Now it was time for Chino to award their community hero awards. The mayor of Chino acknowledged both Chino and Azusa in the audience. He was joined by several others including the state assemblywoman from the Chino area. We stayed long enough for them to award the first community hero award and then left to see more of the fair.

We went to building 8 nearby to see the Jurassic Planet exhibit. They had all these actual-size animatronic dinosaurs that moved slightly and smoothly and also roared. Each was labeled with its name and name origin. Most were as tall or taller than people. There was Suchorusaurus (sp?) whose name means “crocodile mimic” because its head looked like that of a crocodile. The Compsognathus were these little thin dinosaurs that were about one foot tall. The goat-like Parasaurolophus had a sleek horn on its head and some hatching babies squirming around nearby. The largest dinosaur was the very big and tall Tyrannosaurus Rex whose name means tyrant lizard king. I was surprised how thin the Tyrannosaurus looks from the front in contrast to looking so big from the side. It was facing off against the armored Torosaurus (bull lizard) that looked a bit like a Triceratops only with two horns instead of three. There was Dilophosourus that they had colored bright green (I’m not sure whether anyone really knows what color the dinosaurs were) and the birdlike Muttaburrasaurus from the Muttaburra area of Australia. There were many other dinosaurs there from Africa, Europe, and South America. In the rest of Building 8 they had booths selling dinosaur- and science-related merchandise. Fossil fun was a sandy area where kids could hunt for buried fossils.

We left Building 8 and started looking for a place to get dinner. There were many options including barbecue, Italian food, and seafood. My wife saw a place selling buffalo chicken sandwiches. I got distracted checking out a place that sold scooters and power wheelchairs called Scooterville. I wondered if they were a Medicare supplier of durable medical equipment (DME). Finally I decided to have a turkey leg for lunch since I hadn’t seen them anywhere else except Disney’s California Adventure. My wife had a rib eye sandwich. We both enjoyed our dinners. The turkey leg had a great smoky flavor, though it also had more bones than I expected. It was a lot of food and I couldn’t quite finish all of it. We sat at some tables near the karaoke booth outside. A man sang “Disco Inferno” and did a pretty good job even though he said it was difficult. Another sang the epic song “The Day the Music Died”. Another did a soulful version of Elvis Presley’s “The Wonder of You”. The last song we heard and watched was a guy singing “Beginnings” by Chicago. The words showed on a screen so we in the audience could sing along.

It was after 7 pm and getting dark. We figured we should make our way back to the Yellow Gate to catch the shuttle to the Metrolink station. While walking down Magnolia Street we still couldn’t find the place Italian Ice Cream that sold the Colossal Gelato. Nor did we locate CB’s Cupcakes that sold the muffin-size cupcakes. We didn’t have time to see the Apple Orchard or the cooking demonstrations at the Fairview Farms section. But we still got to see and do a lot. The fair was still going strong. It wouldn’t let out until 12 or 1 am and I’m sure there was a big name act performing on the End of Summer Concert Series Stage. Back near the Yellow Gate we went to the photo place and gave them our ticket. But we didn’t like how the photo turned out. It was only 7:15-7:20 pm. We exited the gate and walked to the right where we thought the shuttles were parked. There were many pedicabs vying for the business of ferrying people to their cars. The parking lot was even more crowded than when we arrived.

We found the shuttles to the right and the driver of the first one directed us to the one for Metrolink. They all looked the same. The Metrolink shuttle left right away even though it was early, and took us to the covered waiting area near the Fairplex Metrolink station. There were other people waiting there. The Metrolink staffers announced that the 7:47 pm train to San Bernadino was late. It arrived at 7:57 pm and everyone waiting with us went to board it. About that time another shuttle arrived with two people we saw earlier on the train in the morning. Our westbound train arrived after 8 pm, late due to the other train being late. We all boarded and this time couldn’t see much out the windows since it was dark. We were back at the Covina station in seven minutes.

Wow, this has to be one of the longest blogs I’ve written. I didn’t realize that we did so much at the fair in a little over seven hours. All this and we only did a small fraction of what was available. We didn’t see any of the farm animals or farm features except perhaps the Budweiser Clydesdale horses. But then again I had seen a lot of farm animals at the Puyallup Fair many years ago. We missed some of the food items we had heard about but we had lots of interesting fair food. Getting the fair experience was the main idea. It helped to plan ahead. We probably won’t be back for a few years at least. Now we have the memory preserved.
 
n Thursday, September 10, 2009 I was in the north wing of the John F. Kennedy Library at Cal State L.A. (California State University Los Angeles). I was on the ground floor about to leave when I noticed a display of chess sets in the western corner near the copy machines. I had a bit of time and the library wasn’t going to close for another 15-20 minutes so I walked over to check it out. The exhibit was in several shelves and island display cases. It had little cards saying when the set was made, who made it, and the country it came from if known. There were some fantastical sets such as one on a board that looked like an elevated fortress. The king looked like a conquistador and the queen was a mermaid. Most were made between 1960-1980, though a few looked military or Medieval in nature. They were all different sizes including large ones that could be put on the lawn. Each standard looking piece of this set was about a foot tall. The large pieces reminded me of a large set I saw in Seattle where the pieces were life size. That was many years ago, back in the 1980’s. I don’t remember exactly where it was, possibly in a park or industrial area. I just remember driving by it.

The sets in the CSULA display ranged from traditional wooden pieces to modern-looking sets made of glass, acrylic, and metal. One was just a set of black and white balls with the names of each piece on them in text. I’m not sure I’d want to play with that one. The sets from other countries were particularly interesting. There were sets from Nepal and Kenya. One from England had Michaelangelo’s David as King, a famous classic sculpture of a woman (not sure which one but it appears in Night of the Museum II, I believe), and Rodin’s The Thinker as the bishop. There was a set from Ecuador where the pieces were in a stand-up case that looked like a narrow house. The kings and queens were peasants, though well dressed. The bishops were priests and friars, with the black bishops Franciscans. The black knights looked like the heads of mules or donkeys while the white knights looked like llamas. The pawns were peasant workers with each of the black pawns holding one of these multi-pipe flutes. The most culturally different was a wooden set from the Philippines. Other than the rooks and the knights, each piece was a thin figure sitting on the ground with feet planted in front, arms crossed, and elbows on the knees. They had long, thin faces like Easter Island heads. The pawns were smaller than the others. The bishops, kings, and queens wore things on their heads. I’m not sure which was which but one had a bowl on their head, another had a pot, and the third a veil that looked like a sled. The knights were also the reclining figures only they had horse heads. The rooks were little nipa huts.

The last set I looked at was a large patriotic set from the United States. The king was Uncle Sam and the queen was the Statue of Liberty. The bishops were blind justices, the knights were bald eagles, and the rooks were miniature Capitol building domes. The pawns were kids each dressed in the uniform of a different profession. There was a graduate in cap in gown, a doctor with a disk-mirror on a headband, a fire fighter, a miner with shovel and helmet, a sailor, a soldier, even a welder with the heavy mask. The set was made in 1964 but it was appropriate I saw it that day because the next day, September 11, was Patriot Day.

I first learned to play chess from my dad when I was 5-6 years old and I played it off and on until I became a young adult. I was never particularly good but I still had fun playing with my brothers who were around the same skill level and playing some early chess computer games. I remember Battle Chess showed the pieces actually fighting with each other. But until I chanced upon the chess display at the Cal State L.A. Library, I never knew chess had so much artistic and cultural diversity.
 
Before August 2009 I hadn’t been to a L.A. Dodgers game since 2001 when I went on July 4th. I believe they were playing the Giants. We had seats in the loge level and after the game they let us go out onto the actual field to see the fireworks. I had also been to a game against the Padres in 2000 and a pre-season game against the Yankees in 1999. We saw Ryan Stiles at the game in 2001. For all those games I went with the young adult group from my church at the time. They were all fun but I remember it took forever to enter and leave the parking lot. That’s one reason I didn’t returned to a game for over eight years.

In June 2009 I read in the Azusa city newsletter that comes with the utility bill about the City of Azusa Los Angeles Dodgers Family Night. It seemed pretty good, only costing $15 per person. But what really sold it for me was that transportation to and from Dodgers Stadium was provided. We would save on parking and gas and we could just sit back while the shuttle bus made its way through the stadium traffic. I called the number in the newsletter and they said I could buy the tickets at the City of Azusa Parks and Rec Department. I assumed this was at the Azusa Civic Center on Foothill Blvd. at Dalton Avenue. But when I went there some employees told me I had to go to Memorial Park in western Azusa on Angeleno Avenue. It’s west of Azusa Avenue and San Gabriel Avenue and it’s a long park with soccer fields and basketball courts. The Parks and Rec Department is in the farthest south of the group of buildings on the west side of the park. I bought two tickets, choosing them near the aisle so we could easily come and go. They gave me seats in the Lower Reserve section 47, row U, seats 1 and 2. I also signed some waivers and picked up a notice saying where and when to catch the shuttle bus.

My wife posted the Dodger game as a calendar event on Multiply. Her cousin saw it and said she and her family were also going to the game. A friend of theirs who works for the city of Azusa got them tickets. They didn’t yet know where their seats were located. I gave them our seat locations and we hoped to see each other. We waited all through July and the first full week of August before game day finally arrived.

On game day, Saturday, August 8, 2009, we left home at around 4:20 pm, drove north on Citrus Avenue and turned left on Foothill Blvd. There was a blinking red light at the intersection, possibly due to construction. There was also a sign indicating where to go for Dodgers parking. We drove west on Foothill and turned right into the drive with the address on the notice I was given: 701 E. Foothill Blvd. But this just looked like a parking lot for Azusa Pacific University and not the former drive-in movie theater that was mentioned in the notice. We spotted the former drive-in and drove across some confusing driveways to get there. The parking at the former drive-in was bumpy and uneven. With care, we made our way to a spot. It was barely 4:30 pm, the beginning of the check-in time and there were already many cars parked there. We walked over to a flat area of the lot to the west where most of the people were going, many of them wearing Dodger hats and blue Dodger shirts. They had some tarps set up and some lists posted with seat numbers and names. Each list was for a bus.

There were many buses parked nearby from all different charter bus operators. Each bus was identified by the name and number of a famous historic or current Dodger. They had the paper outline of the jersey in the window on the door to each bus. There was one for Drysdale (#53), Koufax, Ramirez (as in Manny, #99), Lasorda, Scully (with a microphone icon instead of a number), Robinson (as in Jackie), Valenzuela, Garvey, Alston, Gibson, Cey, Piazza, Campanella, Wills, etc. We had trouble finding our names on the posted bus manifests. They didn’t seem to be grouped by seat number but rather by party and some parties were very large. We finally found our names on the manifest for bus number 36: Newcomb (as in Dan). I believe we were the only ones from section 47LR on that bus. There were lots of people milling around the manifests and meeting up with their parties. There was also a grill were they were serving hot dogs. After looking through two rows of buses we found Newcomb # 36. A coordinator for the bus named Dominique check off our names and gave us two tickets to get hot dogs and drinks at the grill we had seen. They had thought of everything: parking (free at the drive-in), transportation, even the food. But we had planned to eat at the stadium. There were some specific food items we wanted to try there. I did get a couple of extra bottles of water, though.

Dominique gave us more waivers to sign and some raffle tickets to write our names on and return to her. The bus was large and tall with a tiny restroom inside the back. On the outside sides of the bus were images of a dove and rainbow and the words “Luxury Motor Daytours”. A few other buses looked the same but most were from different tour companies. We boarded at 5 pm, filled out our waivers and raffle tickets and returned them to Dominique. It was very warm outside, around 90 degrees, I think, and we felt it better to wait in the bus. There were other people on board, some in large family groups of 6+. More people boarded as we waited. Some seated near us were very lively. Out the window I saw the mayor of Azusa holding up the Robinson paper jersey near another bus. He wore a shiny white Dodgers shirt with a collar and short sleeves. I recognized him from another city function where I met him. I counted at least 15 other buses and with about 48 seats per bus. That meant between 700 and 800 people were participating in Azusa L.A. Dodgers Family Night.

Our bus finally started moving at 5:45 pm, 15 minutes after the departure time given on the notice. The bus driver played the hip hop radio station 97.1 FM. We heard the song “Boom Boom Pow” by the Black-Eyed Peas for what would be the first of 3 times over the weekend. The bus exited the parking lot, drove west on Foothill Blvd, and turned left to go south on San Gabriel Avenue, the one-way street that eventually becomes the south lanes of Azusa Avenue. The bus got on the 210 to go west and drove to the 605 south to the 10 west. There wasn’t much traffic on any of these freeways. We didn’t hit traffic until we got on the 101 in Downtown L.A. It looked like we were going to the 110 north but, instead, we exited at Grand Avenue, drove north and then turned left onto Cesar E. Chavez Avenue. We rode west past the massive Orsini apartment complexes. After going under the 110, Cesar E. Chavez became Sunset Boulevard. We took this until we got to Elysian Park Avenue where the bus turned right. This avenue led straight into the Dodger Stadium parking lot. On the way they called everyone’s name. There were 32 people on the bus and 4 named David or 12.5% of the total. Dominique then drew two raffle tickets: the first for a Dodger player bobblehead doll and the second for a Dodgers poster. We didn’t win either of them.

The bus approached the entrance to the stadium parking lot and we saw that it costs $15 for cars to park there. It costs $35 for buses to park there so we were getting a great deal paying only for the two $15 tickets to the game. The bus parked in section 12 of the stadium parking lot along with the other buses and buses for other parties. Some of the buses looked very retro. We arrived at 6:30 pm. As we exited the bus, Dominique handed us bags of peanuts with Dan Newcomb #36 label stickers on them to remind us of which bus to take back. We followed the crowd up the hill to the west entrance of the stadium. We queued up to enter at 6:40 pm. People were going through security and that was taking a while. A sign said “Prohibited: glass bottles, cans, alcoholic beverages, coolers, bags larger than 14 inches, signs/banners, beach balls, or weapons.” When we got to security they checked that the bottled water that we brought was sealed and had us open our bags and my binoculars case. We entered the stadium at around 6:50 pm.

On our tickets it said that the game didn’t start until 7:10 pm. We decided to get some food for dinner before sitting down. We looked around. Some vendors were selling grilled Dodger Dogs and other food right out of big coolers. We were in a non-covered part of the concourse and had to go to a covered part to get the Brooklyn Dodgers pizza. It cost $8.75 and was a large rectangular section of pizza, much larger than one or two regular slices. My wife got the kind with Italian sausage, peppers, and onions. We paid with credit card since most of the counter vendors allowed that. We then queued up to get some garlic fries at Gordon Biersch. The queue was very long and moving very slowly. It was only 6:55 pm but we could already hear a woman’s voice singing the National Anthem. I decided to just get a Dodger Dog at a smaller, less crowded vendor and get the garlic fries later. My wife was already eating her pizza. I got the $5 Dodger Dog but we still had to queue up to get to our seats. I ate some of the Dodger Dog while we waited. It tasted great as usual with a strong smoky flavor.

We got to our seats at 7:10 pm. The game had just started with the Braves batting and the Dodgers fielding. Our seats were very good in a lower section of the top deck of the stadium. We were closest to the outfield with the closest outfielder to us being Manny Ramirez. The young Clayton Kershaw was pitching for the Dodgers and I didn’t see longtime Brave Chipper Jones in their lineup. Kershaw and the defense played well, dispatching batters quickly with strikeouts, caught pop flies, and first base tags. Between the first and second inning they showed Brian Baumgartner on the jumbotron at the north end humorously giving the stadium rules. He said, “I’m going to make you pick up every peanut you drop,” and “drink responsibly” followed by a wink. The last shot was of him in actual attendance of the game. They showed lots of fun things on the jumbotron during breaks in the innings such as the Kiss Cam where they would show a couple and the fans would urge them to kiss. This segment ended with a marriage proposal. There was also footage of Michelle Wie’s visit to the clubhouse earlier that day. When batters were up they showed a photo of them on the jumbotron and their autograph on the scoreboard.

Just before the top of the 3rd inning I went to try to get garlic fries again. The queue at Gordon Biersch was even longer and there were still people entering the stadium to see the game. I queued up at 7:42 pm and the queue moved very slowly. One worker at the counter took his time filling up the cups of beer for patrons. He held the cups at angles to pour out the foam and sometimes he had to start over. I noticed that people would order a lot and spend between $40-$50 for a group of 2-4. I watched the game on the monitors mounted on the counters and waited for at least two innings to get my $6.75 basket of garlic fries. About the only thing I really missed, though, was a base hit by Dodger Rafael Furcal. I made it to the counter at 8:15 pm after waiting in the queue for 33 minutes. After getting my fries I walked around looking for where they sold the ice cream in the cute blue plastic Dodgers helmets. I saw that they sold popcorn in white Dodgers helmets and other vendors sold ice cream in pellet form and bar form, but I couldn’t find the cute blue helmets. The garlic fries were worth the hassle. They were delicious and made with lots of real garlic. To my wife’s disbelief, I finished the entire basket.

We continued to watch the game. On the scoreboard they gave the names of large parties in attendance including the City of Azusa. This drew cheers from our section and the ones surrounding it. The game was scoreless through the first six innings with a few base hits for both sides. We saw the mayor of Azusa sitting in the section to the right of us in a lower row. Above us some high school ROTC students wore their full uniforms with red sashes and berets. We saw Miss Azusa walking around, greeting people, and posing for photos. She wore a white Dodgers shirt with her blue “Miss Azusa” sash, blue jeans, a shiny tiara, and these high shiny blue platform shoes with stiletto heels. On the jumbotron they showed some celebrities in attendance including Matt Lanter (?) and later they showed Tom Hanks.

Kershaw retired all the batters in the 7th inning and then it was time for the 7th inning stretch. To sing “God Bless America” they presented Daniel Noriega, an American Idol contestant who was appropriately from Azusa. He sang well, very loud and soulfully. However, he sang one line “to the oceans white with gold” rather than “to the oceans white with foam.” I guess us Azusans don’t know much about oceans. They then had the crowd sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” karaoke-style with the words on one of the many marquees and then played “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey with the words also scrolling across the marquee so everyone could sing along. In the bottom of the 7th inning, the Dodgers loaded the bases and had John Lonetta pinch hit for Kershaw. Unfortunately, they weren’t able to convert.

Around this time we saw a kid making his way toward us in our row. We recognized him as the son of our cousins who had said they were also going to the game. We spotted where they were sitting in the section to the left of ours. They came over to visit us and I also walked over to visit them. A fight broke out in the section to the right of ours and the fans around us seemed more into that than the game. They were also more excited about tossing around a beach ball that was gradually deflating. One fan/instigator in front of us got many in our section to call out “Manny!” as Manny Ramirez stood in the outfield. On hearing that he turned towards us and held up a hand in acknowledgement. We saw a little girl climbing up the steps who was wearing a Manny wig with a blue doo rag. The wig looked like her real hair.

By the 9th inning it was still 0-0. Dodger closer John Broxton retired the Braves in the top keeping them scoreless. The played the beginning of Europe’s “The Final Countdown” over the speakers between the top and bottom of the 9th. But the Dodgers also did not score any runs in the bottom of the 9th pushing the game into extra innings. Things heated up in the top of the 10th with Guillermo Mota pitching for the Dodgers. First a Brave got a base hit and then Kelly Johnson hit a 2-run homer to put the Braves up 2-0 by the time Mota retired the side. As the Braves took the field and the Dodgers got ready to bat they played “Holding out for a Hero” from the film Footloose and sung by Bonnie Tyler over the speakers. The Dodgers tried to be heroic in the bottom of the 10th. Pinch hitter Juan Pierre got on base and I believe he stole second base. Andre Ethier hit a double that brought Pierre home. Then Manny Ramirez was at bat with two outs and least one other player on base. I thought, “He could hit a home run.” The last time I saw Manny Ramirez play was in 1998 when I saw the Angels play the Indians at Edison Field. When Ramirez was at bat my friend with me said, “Manny Ramirez, he could hit a home run.” And just as he said that, Manny hit a home run. But this time in 2009 the Braves stole Manny’s chance to be a hero by intentionally walking him as the crowd booed. The next batter, Matt Kemp, struck out and that was the game.

At the 8th or 9th inning we thought about leaving. Many in the crowd were leaving but we’re glad we stayed until the end. Our section spend some of the 9th heckling someone in an Angels shirt. He only egged them on as he left, pointing at his shirt. We did leave right when the game ended and since we were near the aisle we beat most of the crowd out of the stadium. We returned to our bus that luckily still had the Dan Newcomb paper jersey in the window. Dominique checked us off. It looked like some from our bus had left early and were already there sleeping. It was 10:50 pm when we reached the bus and the remaining riders quickly followed. The driver turned off the inside lights so we could sleep and started moving at 11:01 pm. He joined the rest of the traffic leaving via Elysian Park Avenue but he turned right at Sunset Boulevard rather than left to go back the way we came. We wondered if he was going to drive to Glendale Avenue and then got on the 2. But then he turned right on Echo Park Avenue and we had no idea where he was going.

The driver also wasn’t sure where he was going. Echo Park Avenue became a steep, narrow drive lined with old, dark, quiet houses. It reminded me a bit of some scenes from Michael Connelly’s Harry Bosch mystery Echo Park that I ready earlier in the year (see earlier review). The bus stopped and I think the driver was consulting a map. He then drove in reverse down the hill until he found a parking lot where he could turn around. After turning around the we went back down Echo Park Avenue and turned left on Sunset. Now we were going towards the freeways we had taken earlier. We turned right on Grand Avenue and passed the impressive new High School for the Visual and Performing Arts, also known as High School Number 9. We got onto the 101 south that turned into the 10 east.

There was more traffic on the 10. They were doing that road work I had read about in e-mails. We got through that and traffic was smooth. It looked busier going the other way. We took the 605 north to the 210 west. We exited at Citrus and returned to the APU west parking lot, the former drive-in. It was after midnight when we drove our car through the APU lots and returned home.

We had fun attending a Dodger game with many from our hometown despite the home team losing. It was nice not having to drive all the way to the stadium and park ourselves, though we had a bit of an adventure returning to the 101 freeway after the game. We probably won’t go to another game this year but may be go to another Azusa L.A. Dodgers Family Night someday. Maybe then my wife can have ice cream in the cute Dodgers helmet.